I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Can I color on your dick again?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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