How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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