Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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