I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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