you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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