was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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