Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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