oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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