dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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