As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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