I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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