Just fell off a train. Bad.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
