i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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