that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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