it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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