He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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