I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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