Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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