you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Rumble strips road head = magical
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
ok first of all what the fuck
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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