Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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