You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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