I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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