Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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