It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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