The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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