i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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