I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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