she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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