Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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