So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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