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The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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