Sponge bath it is.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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