They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry about my life...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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