Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Semen is not good for contacts.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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