Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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