I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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