Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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