Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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