so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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