I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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