If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
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I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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