he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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