To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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