If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
its liver damage thursday
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize
