I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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