Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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