Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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