2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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