Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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