yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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